Simple Bathroom Etiquette

My Life on Shitter Paper...

that's right, i am the kind of guy who is willing to write down his life story on a roll of toilet paper, in a public bathroom, and have someone wipe their ass with it.

this isn't just a metaphor, i actually did this once.

i'm planning on doing it again. with this blog, i'm going to document my life, and everyone who reads it, in one way or another, metaphorically or maybe even physically...(bastards) will wipe their ass with it.

it is my hope, that some good will come from you reading my blogs. whether they make you think, put a smile on your face, or gets that last chunk of corn from between your crack...

i hope you enjoy!